Month: September 2016

the world is my oyster but i hate seafood

who ever decided that pink was for girls and blue for boys? they’re both wrong anyways, i’m totally purple.

now i know why K bars existed. exquisite.

a lot of people like to complain about a variety of individual which they call the dole-bludger. such complaints i’ve heard are along these lines: “why should i pay them to sit on their arses” “how come they’re so lazy?” “i’ve got two jobs and they’re too useless to get one?” well…. why should taxpayers pay? this is why.
people need three things to live. food water shelter. once upon a time, people could provide those basis necessities for themselves. nothing was required but a sharp piece of rock, and a river at a convenient distance from the cave one lived in. then governments were invented, claimed ownership of said resources, and began to charge everybody else for their use. that’s why we pay benefits folks; if we don’t, it’s what you call a human rights violation.